What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Slush puppies.
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?