What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Slush puppies.
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did the salad say to its dad?
How can you make 7 even?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?