What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Paw Prints.
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why was the mime upset?
What's the most masculine animal?
How do you make antifreeze?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call an artistic dog?