What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Paw Prints.
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?