What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Paw Prints.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
How do billboards talk?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How do automobiles fly?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?