What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Paw Prints.
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?