Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?