Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
What animals make the best students?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call two birds in love?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
When should you start writing a book?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?