What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Hop in.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?