What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Hop in.
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What food is a man's best friend?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?