What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Well Dolly, Pardon!
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?