Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first aid kit.
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?