Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first aid kit.
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
How did groundhogs get their name?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's the most masculine animal?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?