Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first aid kit.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?