Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first aid kit.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Where do surfers go to school?