Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
They're allowed to wear genes to work.
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Are baby skunks cute?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.