Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
They're allowed to wear genes to work.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?