Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
They're allowed to wear genes to work.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
How do bunnies stay fit?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?