What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why was the horse so happy?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Who invented fractions?