What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
How do you make a bandstand?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?