What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How long will dinner be?
What do Scottish toads play?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?