What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?