What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Go deep see fishing.
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What food is a man's best friend?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Which elf is the best singer?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?