Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Because he didn't want to get caught red handed!
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
How does a lion greet other animals?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?