Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Because he didn't want to get caught red handed!
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why do cows wear bells?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?