Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Because he didn't want to get caught red handed!
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the barber win the race?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?