Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Because he didn't want to get caught red handed!
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What tea do footballers drink?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why are babies so good at basketball?