Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
How do you get straight A's?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?