Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's the noisiest food?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How do amoebas make calls?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?