Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
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