Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did summer say to spring?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why is a computer so smart?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?