Where does breakfast live?
In a Waffle House®.
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
I broke my finger!
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?