Where does breakfast live?
In a Waffle House®.
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Which animal will never go bald?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why was the mime upset?
What nationality are most fish?
Why are winter days great?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
How do horses stay in such great shape?