Where does breakfast live?
In a Waffle House®.
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
How is life like toilet paper?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why is a computer so smart?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What's black and white and red all over?