Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
It had been busy with blustery days.
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
How do you make a cow float?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's the friendliest pen?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What's the holiest insect?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why is the beach so confident?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?