Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
It had been busy with blustery days.
What is the smallest lion?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?