What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
The thesaurus.
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What animal loves Indian food?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
How did the toad die?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?