What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
The thesaurus.
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What's the opposite of irony?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
How are teens like cats?