What do teachers do during summer break?
Sleep.
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?