What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Toucan do it!
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
A book just fell on my head.