What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Molar opposites.
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call hiking college students?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?