What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Molar opposites.
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call a Zen egg?
How is cat food sold?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?