What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Molar opposites.
What's the noisiest food?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?