What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
You're such a beefcake!
Why was the broom late for school?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What is a cow's dream job?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do elves learn in school?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?