What dish does only a baseball player use?
The home plate.
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you call a sad latte?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?