How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Where would you find an elephant?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?