How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?