How did the mermaid call her friends?
On her shell phone, of course.
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?