Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
The don-key.
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why can't you trust a pig?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?