Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
The don-key.
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What bird is always sad?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's a henway?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What's the friendliest pen?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?