Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
The don-key.
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you give a sick pig?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?