Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Which subject has two parts?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why do elephants have trunks?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What game do mice love to play?