Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
What do mice do when they're at home?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What country has the most fish?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
How are teens like cats?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why do cats always get what they want?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the frog have a long face?