Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why do math teachers love March?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?