What is the tallest building in the world?
The library. It has the most stories!
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?