What is the tallest building in the world?
The library. It has the most stories!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How do snowmen get information?
How do bears keep cool?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?