Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
To get away from the noise.
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Where do you take sick ponies?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?