What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Honey Nut Cheerios™.
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Where does breakfast live?
What's the richest basketball team?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?