What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What does a dog say before eating?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why did the frog starve?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
How can you make 7 even?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?