What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
How do frogs get to work?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call an angry monkey?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why do people always trip on September 22?