What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
How long do chickens work?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Which hot drink loves golf?