What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
He felt funny.
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
How do fleas travel?
Why was the cow afraid?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What animals make the best students?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What animal floats best?
Why did the border collie get a raise?