Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Because they have excellent penman-ship.
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What's the richest basketball team?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?