Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Because they have excellent penman-ship.
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Which family member is always relieved?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?