Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Because they have excellent penman-ship.
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How do automobiles fly?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?