Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Because they have excellent penman-ship.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Where do chips wear socks?
How do you talk to a giant?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?