Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
When do mice play every day?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What school subject really rocks?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?