Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do sheep say when they're in love?