Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales.
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call a Russian flea?