Why do all the planets get along?
They have a universal understanding.
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What bird is always sad?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
How do you make a cow float?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?