Why do all the planets get along?
They have a universal understanding.
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What makes music in your hair?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Families are like fudge.
What do you call a thieving alligator?