Why do all the planets get along?
They have a universal understanding.
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What kind of money do fishermen make?