How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out.
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Where does laundry go to college?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?