How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
You run around and around until you're all pooped out.
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What's the most determined bird?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
How do hurricanes see?