How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Surprise!!!!
What did autumn say to summer?