How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
How long will dinner be?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?