How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Where do polar bears store their money?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Do dads always snore?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why is a computer so smart?