Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
Why are frogs always happy?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Which is the worst season?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
A book just fell on my head.