Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Which bug is related to you?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?