Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's the difference between soccer and football?