Where do superheroes blend right in?
Cape Canaveral.
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
How do you make a bear really angry?
How do you talk to a giant?
