Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Because people always speak of the devil.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What shape is bad at driving?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?