Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Because people always speak of the devil.
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Which singer could always break a five?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?