When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why was the dog overweight?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?