When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
What do you call a singing rodent?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?