When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Where does breakfast live?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Who invented fractions?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?