When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How do you compliment a cat?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?