When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the mare gain weight?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's the friendliest national park?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?