What do you call a fish on a hot day?
A tuna melt.
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
I broke my finger!
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How do scientists freshen their breath?