What do you call a fish on a hot day?
A tuna melt.
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?