What do you call a fish on a hot day?
A tuna melt.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
How do you get kids to do something?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?