What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
An alphabet.
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What vegetables make the best music?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?