What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
An alphabet.
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?