What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
An alphabet.
What animal makes the best lunches?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What is the color of the wind?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why is the beach so confident?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you call the dog magician?
What kind of car does a chicken have?