Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar.
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?