Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar.
What do fish use for glasses?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Did you know about April 1st?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do cats wear to work?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?