Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar.
Why do dogs run in circles?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Can February March?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What's the scariest letter?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?