Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar.
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?