What did the wasp do when he got hot?
He took off his yellow jacket.
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do cows like to dance to?
How does a witch play loud music?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?