What did the wasp do when he got hot?
He took off his yellow jacket.
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How do you know bees have allergies?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?