Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Because it can crack up!
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call bears with no ears?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Surprise!!!!
Which state is the cleanest?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What kind of ant is good at math?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's the politest month?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?