Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Because it can crack up!
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
How do horses navigate at night?
What's the noisiest food?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?