Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Because it can crack up!
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Which subject has two parts?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?