Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Because they can weasel their way out of anything.
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What style of music weighs the most?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?