What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What makes a glow worm glow?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What kind of money do fishermen make?