What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
Why do trees hate going to school?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Which state has the best streets?
Why is the beach so confident?
What birds make average students?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?