What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
How do you talk to a giant?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why are ghosts always single?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What is a robot's favorite snack?