What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is spring the oddest season?