What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Cinco de Mayo.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?