What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Cinco de Mayo.
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What fish only swims at night?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How did the tree get lost?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
How much money does a skunk have?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?