What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Cinco de Mayo.
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the confused bee say?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?