How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do math teachers eat?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?