How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you call a vacation at home?