How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the whale cross the road?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What does Santa call Christmastime?