What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
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Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?