Which elf is the best singer?
ELFis Presley.
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's a henway?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?