Which elf is the best singer?
ELFis Presley.
What does winter fat turn into?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?