Which elf is the best singer?
ELFis Presley.
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
How long do chickens work?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?