What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, your dog back, and your job back.
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did the frog starve?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What shape is bad at driving?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Which fly makes films?
What did the bread do on vacation?