What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, your dog back, and your job back.
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?