What's the holiest insect?
A praying mantis.
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do elves learn in school?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?