What's the holiest insect?
A praying mantis.
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What does winter fat turn into?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What is another name for a cow?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
