What's the holiest insect?
A praying mantis.
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?