Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?