Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?