Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you find at the end of everything?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why are cowboys always religious?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?