Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have great souls.
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why did the frog starve?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What car does Yoda® drive?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?