Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
They have great souls.
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?